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lunedì 25 novembre 2013

New Horoscope of the week! yeahhhhhh

Good evening to all ! Sorry for the delay , I had a terrible week , damn horoscope told me I would have been all roses .. ok , well, this week there are surprises, the first who writes his zodiac sign will win a fabulous prize . the prize will be raffled off among 20,000 prizes up for grabs is like a vacation in the Caribbean . if anyone will write its sign, rather, I'll take the prize .

Capricorn : This week you will have to make an important decision , doubt will assail you . do not ask me more, otherwise you'll ruin the suspense.
Aquarius : You won ? are you happy ? everything okay? and then what more do you want ? Everything about Saturn that is slipping in Venus , because of a banana peel left by the rude son of Plutonium Pluto nephew of Donald Duck .
Pisces: I have good news for you , your family grows , your mother-in-law moves in with you for two month or so .
Aries : If you generate a Pisces , will not be a good week . you break your little toe you'll have to spend two months at the home of the nuisance of your son .
Cancer : If you are a mother of the sign of Aries and Pisces husband , fled
Leo : How are you? well? thanks me too.
Virgo : Beware of the hair salon, careful how you comb it , I recommend it for men is recommended parted in the middle , If you do not have hair, this week could grow back.
Libra: a week of thoughts, it is better this or that? is better up or down? Your friend recommends you do not do business this week.
Scorpio: The Moon is in Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, Pisces in Orion, but who the hell do you still own?
Sagittarius: a surprise party for you, you'll love a Capricorn, is the agent of the fees that you will visit this week!

A good week everyone!

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