Horoscope of the week

Goodnight everyone ,
Capricorn : This week, the stars say that things will go well. Saturn Pluto gets behind creating a conga train , which will be appreciated by Mars. All right then , but watch out for calluses.
Aquarius: Your mother-in-law is too obsessive ? Your husband is crazy , but now you have married? Your parents tell you study study study? Well , unplug , charge the batteries and run! Where? The answer is easy: Fiji.
Pisces: This week you will be in bad water . The advice to you is to go from the mother-in-law of Aquarius , will need a son , and will treat you like a rabbit poultry, fattening . Escape from her.
Aries : Sunday win 100 Euros or $ 129.21 .
Taurus : Sunday, do not lose sight of the Aries ;)
Gemini : Gemini Gemini Gemini , but what can I say ? The moon is in Leo opposing Juno daughter Paola nephew of Julius , boyfriend of my neighbor Lara . Understood that mess? Need I say more ?
Cancer : Week lucky , mucha suerte , a lot of luck my dear Scorpions
Leone: A roar will bury them all , leave out the nails and everything will be fine!
Virgin : All right, calm week , you will meet an Icelander who will bring you much luck.
Balance : The balance will make a joke , Christmas is near. I give my advice , look for a flame thrower and give them fire.
Scorpio: Scorpio! O my God, I made a mistake in your horoscope is one of the sign of Cancer, well read it without saying anything to Cancer. As they say in my country, but who the fuck cares.
Sagittarius: Dear my friends will give you three lucky numbers to play 30 15 180. So much joy for you.

Dear friends we feel next week with Horoscope.